Zuma

Posted on February 11th, 2010 in Daily Humour by admin

The Pope and Jacob Zuma died on the same day and because of an
administrative mix up the Pope went to hell and Jacob Zuma went to
heaven.
The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell, and
after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error. “However”,
the clerk explains, “it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified”.

Fred

Posted on February 10th, 2010 in Daily Humour by admin
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he
asks the biker his name.

Kulula

Posted on February 10th, 2010 in Daily Humour by admin

You gotta love Kulula for doing stuff like this.

kulula 1

Avatar the sequel

Posted on February 9th, 2010 in Daily Humour by admin

Stevie Wonder on Twitter

Posted on January 27th, 2010 in Daily Humour by admin

Great to see that even guys like Stevie Wonder is on Twitter now

http://twitter.com/_steviewonder

Namakwaland se korrel

Posted on January 27th, 2010 in Afrikaans by admin
So kort voor die runderpes in Namakawaland is daar 'n oom en antie.
Hulle het kinders by dosyne. By die geboorte van die laaste een waarsku
die dokter dat die antie se masjienerie nie meer so lekker is nie en dat
sy bes moontlik nie nog 'n geboorte sal oorleef nie. Die oom en antie
skrik, want hulle is lief vir mekaar en wil nou nie sommer moedswillig
die antie laat dood nie.

So gaan jy gevang word as jy lieg

Posted on January 25th, 2010 in Daily Humour by admin

Twee meisie veldmuise sit elkeen met n pakkie kaaskrulle en praat oor hul kêrels.
Die een meisie muis haal ‘n foto van haar muis kêrel uit en wys dit vir haar vriendin.
Dis ‘n pragtige seun muis met donker strepe oor sy breë skouers.
“Sjoe, maar hy’s nogal ‘handsome’!”, se die vriendin.
“Maar laat ek jou wys hoe my kêrel lyk”, se sy terwyl sy ‘n foto uit haar handsakkie haal.
“My moer maar dis dan ‘n vlermuis!” sê die ander vriendin verbaas.
Geskok gryp sy die foto terug, kyk daarna en roep uit:
“Die bliksem!!!! En hy vertel al die tyd vir my hy’s ‘n pilot……!!!!”

Famous Quote

Posted on January 20th, 2010 in Famous Quotes by admin

They should have made it a nice round number like 100, but alas

POLK  COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD
An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up ‘executing’ the deputy who stopped him.

Mixed Emotions

Posted on January 20th, 2010 in Daily Humour by admin


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