A man walks into a butchers shop asks the butcher “Are you a gambling man?”
The butcher says, “Yes”.
The man says, “I bet you $50 that you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging on the hooks up there.”
The butcher looks up at the meat hanging on the hooks. He says, “I’m not betting on that”.
“But I thought you were a gambling man,” the man retorts.
“Yes I am,” says the butcher, “but the steaks are too high”.
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door!
The purpose of life is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experience.
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, ‘Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and
get me slippers?’
‘No bother,’ he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy’s two
stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds.
‘Hello dere girls, your Da’ sent me up here to shag ya both.’
‘Fook off you liar!’
‘I’ll prove it,’ Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, ‘Both of
dem,Paddy?’
‘Of course, what’s the use of fookin’ one?’
People with goals succeed because they know where they are going
