I rear-ended a car this morning on the way to work.
I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day.
The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn’t you know it…. he was a dwarf.
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and said ‘I’m NOT fucking happy!’
A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman he spotted dining alone. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and
said, ‘This is from the gentleman seated over there,’ indicating the sender.
A Video on landing techniques for our potential pilots out there
A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?”
It is just the little touches after the average man would quit that make the master’s fame.
Two Wolves
