National Anthem Disaster
On Friday night I just managed to settle in wit han ice cold beer when our anthem started. Goeie fok. At first I thought it was the neighbours cat being raped by their pitbull again. Then I realized it was a dude on tv singing something that was suppose to be our national anthem. So if you are ever employed by the Zimbabwean Intelligence police to torture returning asylum seekers, this can be used.
ALCOHOROSCOPES
BASED ON YOUR SUNSIGNS, ALCOHOROSCOPES EXPLAINS YOUR EXPECTED BEHAVIOUR AFTER YOU GET DRUNK !!
Kindertjies
Die Ma ry met die twee kleintjies (3 en 5) in die kar. Die kinders
is onhebbelik en sy raas en raas, maar hulle wil nie luister nie, wat nog
van stilsit. Haar moer koer en sy trek van die pad af, wiks die twee
goed, sit hulle terug in die kar en sê: Nou wil ek nie weer ‘n woord Hoor nie.
Na so paar minute sê Die seuntjie: “Mamma ek wil iets sê”
Sy sê: ” Net vinnig, want jy is veronderstel om stil te bly”
Sê hy: “Ek wil net vir Mamma sê, Jesus gaan hiervan hoor!”
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Quote of the Day
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable of being.
Filemon se Kuikenplaas
Filemon het ‘n hoenderplaas gekry deur die staat se grondhervormings-ding.
Koos
Koos maak ‘n ongeluk. Hy se vir die polisieman: “Ek vermoed die bestuurder van die ander kar is dronk.”
