WHO IS JACK SHIT

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Shit?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack
Shit!’ Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in
an intellectual way.

Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit. Awe Shit, the
fertilizer magnate, married O. Shit, the owner of Needeep N.
Shit, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Shitmarried Noe Shit. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull
Shit, and the twins Deep Shitand Dip Shit.

Against her parents’ objections, Deep Shitmarried Dumb Shit, a
high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit
divorced. Noe Shitlater married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
then known as Noe ShitSherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Shitmarried Loda Shit, and they produced a son
with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Two of the
other six children, Fulla Shitand Giva Shit, were inseparable
throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in
a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced
the Shit-Happens nuptials. The Shit-Happens children were Dawg,
Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Shit, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Shit.

Now when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Shit,’ you can correct
them.